INTRODUCTION TO RUMOROLOGY
Numerology or Rumorology - which
one is right for you?
I've heard that more people follow
Rumorology in our modern world than at any time since the Dark
Ages. Fear is a driving factor.
YouTube and the internet have ushered
in a new age of Rumorology. Please be careful to accept only
rumors that are actually, factually true.
Remember that an unverified rumor
needs to be verified that it is indeed a rumor before spreading
it or, as we rumorologists say, planting.
Rumorology: to ensure a rich harvest
of rumors one must continually keep planting them. Recommended
time is 6-8 weeks time to reach maturity.
Want your rumors to spread like wildfire?
You have to fan them and pretty soon they'll be out of control.
Killing rumors, or rumorcide, isn't
easy once they've already spread so care must be taken in the
No room for rumors! Well, at least
the bad kind. Rumorcide was an official practice of the US Government.
The world IS a scary place especially
if you believe all the rumors circulating. If you don't like
those rumors, I'm here for you.
I've covered coverups like the 1948
Olympics Amazonian scandal, the truth
about Catlantis & America's
invention of the bombshell.
Some say my rumors are created in
a mill or a recombinant humor lab. That's not true. Or by using
randomocity. There is "some" truth to that rumor.
A few even think I make them all
up. But there's no proof, no evidence. To my critics I say: "It's
my tweet against yours. Prove it!"
Even the most reliable rumor sources
can't be trusted. First rule of Rumorology: Extraordinary rumors
require extraordinary doubt.