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TURTLE WAR III
North Atlantic Turtle Organization
aka NATO: "Russian Bear, what's that you've got in your
mouth? You agreed not to snack on your neighbors."
Russian Bear: "Sorry, just habit,
I guess. Plus it's spring and I'm hungry again."
NATO: "This is going to cost
you."
Russian Bear: "Burp."
Russian Bear: "Mmmm, those Baltic
Turtles look tasty, mind if I try one?"
NATO: "They remember being in
the middle of the WORST part of World War II".
Russian Bear: "Oh, yeah, I sort
of remember that, killed a lot of them, I guess and then I put
them in a bear cage. They're delicious."
Russian Bear: "Baltic Turtle
hunting season starts soon, can't wait! Uh, oh, what's that damned
Amerikanski moving in for? Ranger danger!"
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Russian Bear: "Well, maybe he'll
go away. At least Secretary of State Rice is gone, I hate blasted
Russian experts!" |
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Amerikanski: "Baltic Turtles, heard
you got a bear prowling the border. We brought shells. No one
messes with the US Turtle Force." |
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North Atlantic Turtle Organization aka
NATO war game on eastern border ready to begin. |
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North Atlantic Turtle Organization aka
NATO war game in Baltic Republics |
Russian Bear: I hate that
North Atlantic Turtle Organization ESPECIALLY the Amerikanski.
Damned cherepakha!
( turtle in Russian)
And that's how Turtle War
III was averted.
Peace : )
This has been "Turtle
War III"
Keeping the Baltic Republics
turtles safe from Putin's Special Pirate Forces is the responsiblity
of everyone! |
