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Tweet story by @MissionArtist
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STAR WARS
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"Han Solo, captain of the 4th Millennium
Falcon. Chewie here says you're looking for passage to the Alderaan
system?" |
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"Now, if you'll just step on board
Chewie and I will prepare for departure." |
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"Look, kid, I don't care if
your name is Scottie Dogwalker stay in your seat!
Prepare to make the jump to lightspeed." |
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"Chewie, I told you to not to
leave your toys out in space!
Wait - that's not a toy. I've got
a bad feeling about this." |
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REBEL OFFICER: "Your Tauntaun'll
freeze before you reach the first marker."
HAN: "Then I'll see you in HELL! |
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"Did you say Commander "Skywalker"
is approaching? Oh - Imperial "Snow Walker". Got it.
Ok, we see them approaching." |
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OBI-WAN: "Luke, you will go to
the Dagobah system. There you will learn from the 800 year old
Jedi Cat Master Zeena." |
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VADER: "THESE are the Endor
moon's inhabitants?
Fire up the Death Star. It's time
we teach them to obey their master." |
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As tweeted by @MissionArtist
on May 9, 2013 |