Tweet story by @MissionArtist




"Han Solo, captain of the 4th Millennium Falcon. Chewie here says you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system?"



"Now, if you'll just step on board Chewie and I will prepare for departure."



"Look, kid, I don't care if your name is Scottie Dogwalker stay in your seat!

Prepare to make the jump to lightspeed."



"Chewie, I told you to not to leave your toys out in space!

Wait - that's not a toy. I've got a bad feeling about this."



REBEL OFFICER: "Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker."

HAN: "Then I'll see you in HELL!



"Uh, oh, too late!"



"Did you say Commander "Skywalker" is approaching? Oh - Imperial "Snow Walker". Got it.

Ok, we see them approaching."



OBI-WAN: "Luke, you will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from the 800 year old Jedi Cat Master Zeena."



VADER: "THESE are the Endor moon's inhabitants?

Fire up the Death Star. It's time we teach them to obey their master."



As tweeted by @MissionArtist on May 9, 2013


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