MYTHIC PEST CONTROL
And now for a helpful word from our
Mythic Pest Control: Are you tormented
by flying Harpies? Is the local Sea Beast loose again? Don't
turn to stone - turn to us! We can help.
Dial 1-800-BC-HERO today. Our heroes
are available 24/7 to rid you of unwanted giant arthropods, smelly
supercrabs, nauseating stables, too.
Our family-owned business has direct
Olympus connections from birth. No job is too big. Lighting sky
bolts available for extra service fee.
Satisfied customers reviews: King
Cepheus: "Perseus not only saved my daughter - he saved
my kingdom. He deserves my highest gratitude."
Proud Goddess Thetis had this to
say: "I've never been so proud of my son Achilles. He's
on his way to fight Troy".
Queen Penelope of Ithaca: "We
are so pleased with my husband's sacking of Troy by clever use
of a Wooden Horse. I can't wait for his return."
Good family breeding is getting rarer
in this modern BC world but there are still Titans on our staff
that will move mountains for you.
Loved one departed across the River
Styx and past Cerberus into Hades? Do you really, really want
them back? Ask for demigod Hercules.
Troubled by constant demands by hideous
horned man-monsters to sacrifice your children? Don't settle
for less - Theseus is the best!
This offer available only in pre-classic
era Greece. There is no direct service to other millennia at