And now for a word from a very old
Will your loved ones be protected
after you depart Earth? Be sure - and take them with you!
ETERNITY EXPRESS offers the most
affordable afterlife insurance for Pharaohs. Ask about our family
and pets plan. Mummy expense costs extra.
Who says you can't take it with you? Eternity
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Discounts available for large domestic
household staffs. Estimate of complete Eternity Express afterlife
insurance package only $2 BILLION.
Afterlife tax not included.