EGYPT WELCOMES DEATH
Spotted this flag in several Egypt
protest pics today - does anyone know what it is?
Grim Reaper is having a great week
in Egypt. Even huge banners with the deathshead skull are being
waved by crowds. Death is in the house!
Death is a little bit short handed
so he's working hard to whip people up into a death frenzy. Death
Now Hiring, No Experience Necessary.
ME: Death, I see you're having a
banner week but the neighbors are offended by the horrible stench.
DEATH: Turn that camera OFF! I told
you! You're gonna give death a bad name.
ME: You're scaring me.
DEATH: Don't fear the reaper.
ME: Sorry, but I can't use your suggested
headline "EGYPT WELCOMES DEATH".
DEATH: I like you, kid. You know
my history. You appreciate the classics. Come. Join me. Do you
want to live forever?
ME: Aye, I do!
DEATH: Wait, I've seen your face
before! Aren't you that scurvy little worm that helped turn the
world against my boy Saddam and his sons?
ME: Aye, I did.
DEATH: I had a great gig going in
Iraq for years, you ruined it. We were like family. By the way
where did you say you live?
ME: That's for me to know and for
you to find out. You want my life? Come and take it.
DEATH: Feisty one, aren't you? Must
ME: I am but my Swiss, Dutch, English
and French DNA can't stand your guts either. You smell terrible.
DEATH: Tell me about it.