Which came first - the mission artist
or the egg? I am egg-born. It's true. My egg was a bit more evolved
but still an egg.
My mission artist job is to show
concepts conceived by others. My life started when my parents
conceived me in Vancouver, BC. What a concept!
Next the concept had to be approved
and adequate funding procured. Then launch preparations were
made and I was "born" in Santa Monica, California.
I'm the 2nd son of a 2nd son. I was
conceived to be born and born to conceive. Concepts, that is.
Lots and lots of 'em: my JPL
Mission Artist Gallery
Now if only I could find a cool chick.
Egg-born like me.
I'm not particularly immaculate (perfect)
in my house keeping. But I do alright. My concepts keep me too
busy to be immaculate.
One must not be confused: the term
getting laid applies strictly to eggs. Got that? OK! Glad we
cleared that up.