In my opinion the sexiest seabirds
are Bond gulls.
Bond gulls preferred habitats include
beaches in Monaco and the Bahamas, especially near casinos.
Gullfinger and The Man With The Golden
Gull both featured world-class Bond gulls.
Bond gulls are usually European or
sometimes Asian. American Bond gulls have been sighted but their
accents aren't genuinely sexy like the others.
Live And Let Fly and Skyfall both
featured beautiful Bond gulls that didn't survive to the end
of the movie.
In The Gull Who Loved Me there's
a scene where Miss Pennyfeather flirts with Bond. Or was that
scene in all 23 movies? Poor gull.
Beachraker and A View To A Fishkill
both starred Sir Roger Moore and a flock of Bond gulls as usual.
They were easily forgettable American gulls.
But who can forget the American Bond
gull Tiffany Case? She used all her feminine charms to get what
she wanted because, after all, diamonds are a gull's best friend.
Bond gulls are not to be confused
with Bond girdles, they're totally different.
Bond Gull Tweet Disclaimer
Any resemblance to any other world known or imagined is purely
Going back to my Bond gulls tweets
earlier: Bizarre coincidence! The real James Bond was a West
That James Bond lent his name to
Ian Fleming's famous spy. I kid you not. I may have read that
long ago but had completely forgotten it.
I discovered this oddity when I was
googling for images to use to create a Bond gulls tweet story
title and then I
saw ornithologist James Bond holding
seabirds, almost gulls. Too strange!